Rum with ‘R’

(Read at your own ‘RISK’. Not for Minors!)

Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiii yeeee kyaaaa hooo gayaaaa fir seeeeee!

Thodaa thanda lee ree!

Areeeee kaahe ka thandaa lee? Saab taraaaf toaa jaaliii paadiiii haai!

Don’t worry dear. Things will work for you. ‘Kam’ karegaaa tere liye, I, mean!

Aree kkk kya khaak kkkk kaam kaaregaaaaa
Saab kahete thee ki this is youngistan ka game!
Dekh muzheeee meii young baana!
6 packs abs bhi banaayaaaaaa!
Youngistan ki ad bhi kiiii.
Yahaan tak ke dada ko bhi captency se haatayaaaa.
Leekin aaj, aaj yeeh dooo budhooooo ne meri young brigade ki halaat paatli ki.

Take a chillpill dude!

What pilllll??? Idher IPL naahiii liyaaa ja rahaa aurrrr tuu muzheeeee pill deeeee rahaaaa.
Aab toaaaa iPill leneeeee ka waqt aagayaaa.
Aur wooo dddanda. Areeeee thodiii bowling aur fielding naahi kaarni aati. Muzheeee dekoo, meinee bhi toa acting ki thiii ‘asoka’ meiiiii. Woh bhi toaa ashokkkkkkk haaii.

Don’t worry ur guys will come back, just like you!

That is the only positive I am looking at. Meraaaa team haai toa ‘come back’ jaruuuurr kareenn-gay!

Now come on darling! You only say ‘Kabhi Whiskey Kabhi Rum’.
Have some Rum, u will feel good.

I am very much tired and tu muzhe yeeee dee raha haai?????
Waiseee bhi muzheeeee looog bahut chidaaaateeee haaiiiii tereee naam seeee. Usssi wajaaha seee aaj meiiii preity kudiyoon ko baju meiiii leekeee beitaaaa. But lady luck kaam naahi aayaaaa toaaa finally comissionarrrrrrrr ko liyaaaaa baju meiiii.

See lady luck is not for you! Now forget everything and just have Rum!

Have what?????

Rum with ‘R’, you naughty!!!!!!!!!!